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Fear in a handful of dust.
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2010
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Date:
2010-03-29 03:44 pm (UTC)
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alt_pansy
I'd tell you another round of jokes, but I used all the good ones up earlier.
Hm.
What did the one-legged wizard say to his son?
"Never sneeze while Apparating."
See? No good at all.
I hope you feel better soon, Pirate.
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Date:
2010-03-29 09:12 pm (UTC)
From:
alt_regulus
Do you know the one about the skrewts who decided to hold their annual holiday party in a fireworks shop? Next day's headline: Blast Ended Skrewts.
We're a pair: neither of us is much in the way of jokes at the moment.
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Date:
2010-03-30 01:30 am (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
That's a good one.
What did one skrewt at the Fireworks party say to the other once they realised the building was on fire?
Mate, we're skrewt.
How did they secure the coffins at their funeral?
Skrewt 'em right down.
What did the little skrewt baby do at the gravesite?
Skrewt up his face and cried and cried.
Is your stomach better?
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Date:
2010-03-30 02:15 am (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
As you can see, my jokes aren't.
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:03 am (UTC)
From:
alt_regulus
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:07 am (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
What's happening? What's the matter?
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:02 am (UTC)
From:
alt_regulus
Heh.
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:03 am (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
Pirate?
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:06 am (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
Please be okay, Regulus.
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Date:
2010-03-31 01:38 pm (UTC)
From:
alt_regulus
I owe you an apology. What happened here was unforgivable, and I'm utterly ashamed of myself, having spoken to you like this.
Lucius is right, you know. I'm not good value, as they say. You'd be far better to forget me.
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Date:
2010-03-31 02:46 pm (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
no.
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:10 pm (UTC)
From:
alt_zacharias
What the heck is a skrewt?
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:15 pm (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
What is with you lately?
Honestly.
It's really annoying.
And don't you ever listen to Professor Brutka? The forest has been crawling with them for
ages
.
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Date:
2010-03-30 03:22 pm (UTC)
From:
alt_zacharias
What's with
me
?
Do you ever have conversations that aren't with grown men?
Besides, we don't have Professor Brutka yet, and I was in the back on the forest walk.
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Date:
2010-03-30 05:07 pm (UTC)
From:
alt_pansy
Do us all a favour and bugger off, Smith.
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Date: 2010-03-29 03:44 pm (UTC)Hm.
What did the one-legged wizard say to his son?
"Never sneeze while Apparating."
See? No good at all.
I hope you feel better soon, Pirate.
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Date: 2010-03-29 09:12 pm (UTC)We're a pair: neither of us is much in the way of jokes at the moment.
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Date: 2010-03-30 01:30 am (UTC)What did one skrewt at the Fireworks party say to the other once they realised the building was on fire?
Mate, we're skrewt.
How did they secure the coffins at their funeral?
Skrewt 'em right down.
What did the little skrewt baby do at the gravesite?
Skrewt up his face and cried and cried.
Is your stomach better?
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Date: 2010-03-31 01:38 pm (UTC)Lucius is right, you know. I'm not good value, as they say. You'd be far better to forget me.
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Date: 2010-03-30 03:15 pm (UTC)Honestly.
It's really annoying.
And don't you ever listen to Professor Brutka? The forest has been crawling with them for ages.
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Date: 2010-03-30 03:22 pm (UTC)Do you ever have conversations that aren't with grown men?
Besides, we don't have Professor Brutka yet, and I was in the back on the forest walk.
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Date: 2010-03-30 05:07 pm (UTC)