alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
Pansy Parkinson ([personal profile] alt_pansy) wrote in [personal profile] alt_regulus 2010-03-30 01:30 am (UTC)

That's a good one.

What did one skrewt at the Fireworks party say to the other once they realised the building was on fire?

Mate, we're skrewt.

How did they secure the coffins at their funeral?

Skrewt 'em right down.

What did the little skrewt baby do at the gravesite?

Skrewt up his face and cried and cried.

Is your stomach better?

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