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Regulus Black ([personal profile] alt_regulus) wrote2010-03-21 09:56 pm
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So foul

to touch
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[personal profile] alt_pansy 2010-03-22 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really hungry?
A big cow.

What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really cold?
A tempermental furnace.

What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really close?
Nice dragon. Good dragon.

What do you call a Dragon?
Whatever it wants to be called.

How many dragons does it take to light a candle?
One, but you won’t have much of a candle left when he’s done lighting it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
RUN! IT'S A DRAGON!
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[personal profile] alt_hydra 2010-03-24 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I know.
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