Pansy Parkinson (
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2010-03-22 03:48 am (UTC)
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What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really hungry?
A big cow.
What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really cold?
A tempermental furnace.
What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really close?
Nice dragon. Good dragon.
What do you call a Dragon?
Whatever it wants to be called.
How many dragons does it take to light a candle?
One, but you won’t have much of a candle left when he’s done lighting it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
RUN! IT'S A DRAGON!
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A big cow.
What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really cold?
A tempermental furnace.
What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really close?
Nice dragon. Good dragon.
What do you call a Dragon?
Whatever it wants to be called.
How many dragons does it take to light a candle?
One, but you won’t have much of a candle left when he’s done lighting it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
RUN! IT'S A DRAGON!