Date: 2010-03-22 03:48 am (UTC)
alt_pansy: (depressed)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really hungry?
A big cow.

What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really cold?
A tempermental furnace.

What do you call a Dragon when you’re really, really close?
Nice dragon. Good dragon.

What do you call a Dragon?
Whatever it wants to be called.

How many dragons does it take to light a candle?
One, but you won’t have much of a candle left when he’s done lighting it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
RUN! IT'S A DRAGON!
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