Oh, I never read this stuff. I mean, don't you just figure he's takin' the piss when he writes rubbish like this?

Or someone said maybe he fancies himself some kind of writer or artist of something.

Or may he's just a bit mad. You know in some of the old families, some of them just have what they call bouts of it. They're not all mad all the time, but when they are? Look out.