Kohl? Really? Are there any pictures of this hair and boots and eyeliner stage? I'll bet you lot all looked like you were in a band or something. I hope you looked as silly as it sounds, because if you did, that would be worth a good laugh or two.

If I end up visiting Mrs Black over hols, I may ask her if she has any old photo albums I can thumb through to see for myself.

Never mind. I'm not quite that brave.